Children - Kids Novels and Joke Books

Just when George and Harold thought they'd saved the world again - oh no! Here come the Robo-Boogers! Disgusting and dangerous hi-tech robots made of gloomy SNOT. It's lucky that our heroic Waistband Warrior Captain Underpants is standing by, with the...

After the amazing twist at the end of Sweet Honey, the sixth and final book in Cathy Cassidy's Chocolate Box Girls series follows Jake, the Tanberry sisters' newly discovered half-brother . . . Jake Cooke has just had the surprise of his life. He's got...

THE ONE WITH THE SNOW STORMThe sixth laugh-out-loud, fully-illustrated Diary of a Wimpy Kid book from #1 international bestselling author Jeff Kinney! A global phenomenon with 250 million copies of the series sold worldwide!A snowstorm SHOULD bring...

The way I like to spend my summer holidays is in front of the TV, playing video games with the curtains closed and the light turned off. Unfortunately, Moms idea of the perfect summer holiday is different from mine. Gregs mom has a vision of family...

Discover the magical world of Disney | Pixar in this collectible series of timeless tales from the world's most popular animation studio. When a young clownfish named Nemo becomes curious about what lies beyond his world, his actions set in motion a tale...

Join Woody and the gang for a brand-new adventure based on the highly anticipated new movie! Also includes full colour inserts introducing the toys Dimensions : Format : Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page Numbers :

Living in a small town, beautiful Belle dreams of a more exciting life, like the ones she reads about in books. However, when she goes in search of her missing father, Belle finds herself imprisoned by a beast. But is there more to the Beast than first...

Rapunzel has been locked away in the tower for as long as she can remember, then one day she meets Flynn Rider. Rapunzel seizes this chance encounter to finally venture out into the world, and understand why floating lanterns appear in the sky every year...

AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Something terrible is going on, my person-pal! Something so DREADFUL, it's enough to curl your tail with TERROR (if you have one, of course)... A spine-jangling HOWLING has been heard in the middle of the night, favorite toys have been...

The magical sequel to ‘War Horse’, soon to be a major motion picture. Dimensions : 12.9 X19.8 X 0.8 cm Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page Numbers : 112

Geronimo has always been a 'fraidy mouse, and his super-sporty friend Bruce Hyena decides that he needs to help Geronimo learn to keep calm in extreme situations. Bruce puts Geronimo to the test through encounters with scary animals and weather in...

When you're with Geronimo Stilton, it's always a fabumouse adventure! I was traveling to London, England on a secret mission! I had to investigate some strange occurrences -- someone was trying to get their paws on the crown jewels! Trap came along, too,...

Few Stories have been better loved than Heidi by Johanna Spyri (1827-1901). It is the moving story of a little Swiss girl's devotion to her simple mountain home in the Alps. When Heidi has to leave for the unfamiliar, sophisticated surroundings of...

When a Hag, an orphan boy called Ivo, Ulf the troll and wizard Brian Brainsweller are sent to rescue a princess from an ogre, they briefly consider running away and hiding. Can they be any match for the gruesome, terrifying, ghastly, flesh-eating Ogre of...

A stunning edition of this modern classic of World War One, featuring an introduction by the author and insightful testimonies from soldiers. Told in the voice of Private Tommo Peaceful, the story follows twenty-four hours at the front, and captures his...

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country, now available in paperback.

Overlooked as a Padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi became one of the most revered Jedi Masters of all. Sworn to serve the Galactic Republic and the Jedi Order, he had no idea that his own apprentice would bring about their destruction. Powerless to retrieve Darth...

Now in paperback, the acclaimed Printz Honor Book_ Sensitive, sharp, captivating! A girl_ Gemma, 16, at the airport, on her way to a family vacation. A guy_ Ty, rugged, tan, too old, oddly familiar, eyes blue as ice. She steps away. For just a second. He...

There are lots of laughs at every level in The 117-Storey Treehouse, the ninth book in the number one bestselling Treehouse series from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton.Andy and Terry have added another thirteen levels of crazy fun to their every-growing...

The 13-Storey Treehouse is the first book in Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton's wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations. Andy and Terry live in the WORLD'S...

A delightful tale of victory against all odds from master storyteller, Michael Morpurgo, lavishly illustrated by Michael Foreman..Every fox in the whole town, in the whole country just about, is a football fan And we all have an impossible dream.In a...

Welcome to Pip Street! The very ordinary place where extraordinary things happen. Quirky black-and-white illustrations throughout as well as fun activity sheets at the back. Who turned out all the lights? Oh, no one - it's a power cut. Which is bad news...

Michael Morpurgo is a master storyteller, former Children's Laureate and multi-award winner. This is a fresh reissue of a much-loved story with a beautiful new cover. Toby Jenkins hates going to Redlands' Boarding School - he gets called 'Jinks' and...

In the monthly Scholastic Books catalog passed out at school, there was a book titled " True Tales of Alien Encounters ." I showed my . Next, we went into an inner chamber and there were six or . . A thorough rebuttal of the show can be found here .Life...

This full-colour, highly illustrated diary series is perfect for young readers who love friendship stories starring animal characters. Eva's teacher, Miss Featherbottom, is getting married. But before Miss Featherbottom walks down the aisle, her necklace...

Thirteen-year-old criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl has constructed a supercomputer from stolen fairy technology. In the wrong hands it could be fatal for humans and fairies alike. But no need to worry, Artemis has a brilliant plan. He's not going to use...

Read David Walliams' latest bestselling children's book, Bad Dad, a fast and furious adventure for boys and girls aged 7-12. Beautifully illustrated by artistic genius Tony Ross.  David Walliams' riches-to-rags story will have you on the edge of your...

The bestselling adventure series for boys and girls!

Battle Beasts and fight Evil with Tom and Elenna in the bestselling adventure series for boys and girls aged 7 and up! Dimensions : 12 X 147 X 204 mm Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page Numbers : 144

Bella has a secret - one that she is very good at keeping. That secret is a den hidden on a little muddy hill, wild amid the trees and nestled beside some foxes with a den of their own. But soon the secret is betrayed, and the foxes' lives are put in...

Big Nate is back starring in the second instalment of his own super-funny series. Big Nate is created by Lincoln Peirce.Big Nate has got his heart set on leading his sports team to victory! But it won't be easy. He's stuck with Gina, his all time enemy...

Following the massive success of the Demonata series, Darren Shan is back where it all started - telling the life story of the vampire Larten Crepsley. Spanning centuries and continents, taking in sea voyages, murder, war and love, this is the epic,...

Trey thought he was an ordinary teenager. Then he meets a mysterious stranger, Lucien Charron - luminously pale, oddly powerful, with eyes that seem flecked with fire and skin that blisters in sunlight. Somehow Trey finds himself in a luxury London...

Fourteen-year-old werewolf Trey is getting more powerful by the day. But can he control his powers - or will they bite back? Trey is sent on a dangerous mission to Iceland, where he must infiltrate the evil empire of the vampire Caliban. Trey's abilities...

Mia, Juno, Kyle and Billy all long for a different life. They're stuck in a foster home and feel like they're in the wrong story. But when the mysterious Cherry turns up with her crazy patchwork bag and magic book, she opens up a whole new world to them...

Kristy, Mary Anne, Claudia, and Stacey are best friendsand founding members of The Babysitters Club. Whatevercomes up - cranky toddlers, huge dogs, scary neighbors, prank calls- you can count on them to save the day.Babysitting isn't always easy though,...

Following on from the terrifying adventures of PREY, Nick Walker is once again forced to confront all the bloodthirsty demons the Cartel has to offer. Dimensions : 197 x 130 x 14mm Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 12-18 Page Numbers : 215

Nick Walker can pass for eighteen, which comes in useful while living on the streets. But Nick isn't eighteen. He's fourteen. He's been fourteen for years . . . A chance encounter with Manta, an exceedingly powerful witch, sees Nick cursed with...

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 12 - The Getaway Features:The only holidays I want to hear about are the ones where things went WRONG. That way, I don't feel bad about missing out. Greg Heffley and his family are getting out of town in the twelfth instalment of...

Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all its cracked up to be? Suddenly Greg is dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting...