Children - Kids Novels and Joke Books

Holey cheese, did I need a vacation! I had been working my tail off at The Rodent's Gazette, so when Petunia Pretty Paws invited me to visit Whale Bay with her, of course I said yes. But our trip got off on the wrong paw, and my relaxing vacation turned...

I was just minding my business at home when I got a telephone call. It was my uncle Samuel S. Stingysnout, inviting the whole Stilton family to creepy, faraway Penny Pincher Castle for a big surprise. Moldy mozzarella -- I'm not much of a traveling...

Finally, I was about to leave for a relaxing vacation all by myself. I was ready to kick back and connect with nature. But somehow, my peaceful trip turned into a crazy treasure hunt in the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota with the entire Stilton...

One day, my friends and I, Geronimo Stilton, made an amazing discovery. We found a huge oyster -- with an enormouse pearl inside! I was so excited about this extremely rare, precious pearl that I wrote a special feature about it in The Rodent's Gazette...

Praise for Geronimo Stilton books_ "Lightning pace and full-color design will hook kids in a flash." -- " Publishers Weekly " Dimensions : Not Specified Format : Not Specified Age Group : Not Specified Page Numbers : Not Specified

It was spring in New Mouse City! I love to celebrate the season with my fellow mice by exchanging chocolate eggs and competing in a confectionary challenge. This year, there was also a special exhibition of priceless jeweled Mouseberge eggs in town. Then...

Sluit die skatkis oop en ontdek die wonderlike wereld van Skatkis Stories.Hierdie skitterende versameling is vol geliefde karakters en pragtige illustrasies. Die boeiende, tydlose stories sal kinders se verbeelding aangryp en 'n liefde vir lees in hulle...

From a land before time comes a hero for today ... Spynosaur - he's going to make crime extinct!A hilarious new series from award-winning author Guy Bass, perfect for fans of My Brother is a Superhero, The Astounding Broccoli Boy, Darkmouth and Hamish...

Alex’s grandpa has grey hair and false teeth and he loves watching travel shows on television. But then he suddenly develops an interest in … BRAIIINNNSSS!   Grandpa is turning into a zombie and if Alex wants to rescue him before the Zombie Squad shows...

"A cool/passionate, gay/straight, male/female, absurd/real, funny/moving, past/present, breezy/profound masterpiece of a book." (Michael Grant, bestselling author of the GONE series). If you're a fan of John Green, Michael Grant, Stephen King or Sally...

Hidden under a small suburban town, the Inventory is a collection of the most incredible technology the world is NOT ready for. In this sequel to Iron Fist, much of the Inventory's technology has fallen into the wrong hands - including Newton's Arrow, a...

A no-good viking thief. The worst-ever trainee valkyrie. An ungodly case of mistaken identity.When failing trainee valkyrie Lotta mistakes an unconscious viking thief, Whetstone, for a fallen hero and takes him triumphantly to Valhalla, things are...

Three more stories of magical mayhem in one beautifully produced book! Dimensions : 130 x 198 x 8mm Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page Numbers : 128

In a world run by machines, humans are an endangered species. The Great War is over. The robots have won. The humans who survived have two choices_ they can submit and serve the vicious rulers they created, or be banished to the Reserve a desolate and...

My mum's embarrassing enough just being my mum, but now she's won The Voice of Feeko's competition it's even worse. Barry's mum has become a bit of celebrity, and now he can't go anywhere without seeing a poster of her eating a chocolate digestive or...

Nigel Dorking is getting that out-of-control feeling. But he can put things right. All he has to do is break Mum and her new boyfriend Gordon up, break Dad and Babette up, put Babette's twins in an orphanage and find a good home for their dog. Oh, and...

A delightfully funny story with a folk-tale flavour, with illustrations by internationally acclaimed illustrator Axel Scheffler.  Idle he may be, but Jack's no fool! Somehow he always manages to come out on top, whether its becoming star pupil, going...

One boy. One disappointing superpower. Can Dylan tame a bunch of hyper iguanas and come up with a masterful plan to save the WORLD? Yeah, probably ... but he's going to need a MASSIVE cheese pizza. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates, Future Ratboy and My...

It began with Eragon . . . It ends with Inheritance, book four in the Inheritance Series. Not so very long ago, Eragon - Shadeslayer, Dragon Rider - was nothing more than a poor farm boy, and his dragon, Saphira, only a blue stone in the forest. Now, the...

Biskit and Mitzy are confronted by a large alien spider who plans to destroy the planet. Worse, she has an army of nits that she can enlarge with a blast from her own invention_ the Relativisor. She can also shrink things with it - and suddenly Mitzy is...

A little girl who desperately wants a dog introduces an imaginary Great Dane called Henry into her home. Her wish comes true when she is allowed a real Henry. Was old Mrs Garrow, with her cackling laugh and black cat, responsible for her wish coming...

Hidden under a small suburban town, the Inventory is a collection of the most incredible technology the world has NEVER seen_ invisible camouflage, Hover Boots, indestructible metals, and the deadly war robot Iron Fist. Dev's uncle, Charlie Parker, is...

Imagine a school where you meet your own unicorn and have amazing adventures together! That's what happens for the girls at Unicorn Academy on beautiful Unicorn Island. Isabel and Cloud are finding it hard to get along. Isabel is impetuous and hasty, and...

In that pleasant district of merry England which is watered by the river Don, there extended in ancient times a large forest, covering the greater part of the beautiful hills and valleys which lie between Sheffield and the pleasant town of Doncaster. The...

Die rook, die vonkelende liggies, die swewende vroegaand-geluide van Molepolole het verdwyn. J. Moestafa Tau is kat-alleen in die veld. Kop omlaag, met ore gespits om elke geluidjie op te vang en oe swart van skrik, draf hy katvoet die wilde nag in...

Jimmy’s back in the electrifying sequel to Jimmy Coates_ Killer. Stand back for this new high-speed adventure, packed with surprises, danger and escape against the odds. Dimensions : Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page Numbers : 304

Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out! 1) Do you ask 'Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the...

Just William makes his mark in this hilarious collection of twelve classic stories. Whether it's trying to arrange a marriage for his sister or taking a job as a boot boy as step one in his grand plan to run away, William manages to cause chaos wherever...

In Durban Kyla cannot understand why her father does not turn up as he had promised. On the bus on the way to the kata demonstration she injures her ankle. To crown it all, she overhears a disturbing conversation that suggests gross dishonesty. Should...

The bestselling adventure series for boys and girls! Dimensions : 11 X 136 X 198 mm Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page Numbers : 144

The first book in the New York Times bestselling series! Twelve-year-old Sophie Foster has a secret. She is a Telepath, and has the power to hear the thoughts of everyone around her - something that she's never spoken about, even to her own family...

David Balfour is kidnapped to be carried away to the Americas after narrowly escaping being murdered by his Uncle Ebenezer. He meets Alan Breck, the Jacobite, on board ship, but they are shipwrecked off the coast of Scotland.

In A Japanese Invasion Of China, Ashley And Uncle Sung Flee Across The Himalayas And Struggle For Survival. Then Ashley Is Captured And Revered As A King Amoung The Unknown Creatures. Dimensions : Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 12-18 Page...

LET THE INSECT BATTLES BEGIN! When General Komodo returns to Bug Island with his lizard army, a final epic battle will decide the fate of the island and all who live there. Dimensions : 9 X 138 X 204 mm Format : Paperback Age Group : Ages 6-12 Page...

Avantia is under attack from the kingdom of Henkrall. Tom must battle Kyrax the Metal Warrior, whose lightning powers put Avantia in deadly danger Dimensions : 131 x 198 x 15mm Format : Paperback Age Group : 6-12 Page Numbers : 192